Monday, March 12, 2012

My Future Babe

I'm still preoccupied with the thought of lesbianism until now. Lalo na't nasa news si Charice ngayon. I'm not saying she is ha? I still need to hear from the butch's mouth before I can safely confirm that she is.

I'm thinking, when I renounce my unequalled femininity to become a tiborcia again, How will she look like? Why will I like her? What will make me choose "her" over "him"?

Let me take you to my wild, and hopefully accurate imagination, of my ideal girl. Pangalanan natin siyang Stella.

I like boobs. Not on me, you silly! eee! Siyempre, kay Stella. Ano bang pinag-uusapan? Ideal girl di ba? Ayun, Schizo lang. Anyways, aside from that, physically I want a girl that's taller than me or at least as tall as me. She should be at least 5'6" in height para pasok sa banga ng Binibining Pilipinas, pero hindi siya ang sasali, haller? malamang kase overage na siya no. What I wanted really is that if we're given the blessing of a daughter, there'll be greater chances that she's tall at puwede akong maging stage dad pag sasali siya sa mga beauty contests. Frustration ko kasi yun.

Pinagdadasal ko din na sana morena si Stella; Has a nice set of teeth; hindi na kailangang ng make-up baka kasi agawan niya pa ako; may dimples hindi pimples. Wish ko din na sana mahaba ang wavy hair niya na hopefully sa ulo tumutubo at hindi sa pusod. Eeew!

Personality wise, Sana street-smart siya, maabilidad at magaling tumawad sa mga tindera dun sa Divisoria. Doon ko kasi siya laging sasamahan sa pamamalengke. Kung hindi naman kaya ng abilidad o galing niya ang mga wais na tindero't tindera sa Divi, sana lang kayanin ng charm niya.

I hope she's family-oriented too. I'd like it better if she's into outdoor activities like hiking and swimming. Sana malambing, madaldal, at masiyahin siya. Sana wala siyang kiyeme sa PDA at hindi affected na once badeth ang partner niya. Above all, She should also be God-fearing. Hopefully catholic too. I don't want to change my beliefs kasi, and if I had to change my religious beliefs, I will not marry the person that I love. Because the first person that I love is God, who created me. I have my faith and my principles, and these make me who I am. And if that person loves me, she should love my God too. Thank you Shamcey Supsup!

Sana ganyan lahat si Stella, pero dahil nga konsepto ko lang ng "ideal girl" ang inilahad ko, okay lang kahit hindi niya lahat taglay ang mga katangiang iyan. Basta wag lang mawawala sa kanya ang dalawang bagay - Ang katangkaran at kanyang matitindig na boobs. Charot! Deal Breakers actually pag hindi siya makakapamilya at walang takot kay papa J. She has to have faith in Him.

Dahil lumabas na din lang ang word na faith, I believe that that will be the answer as to why I will make do desire her over anyone else. In this day and age where facts and rationality rule,it's good to sometimes forget all that and believe in magic. Faith is magic. There's no need to find the reasons why. It will just happen. I just know it will.

40 comments:

  1. ito pa lang ang nabasa ko na blog entry na tungkol sa pagpapaka-lalaki ang content pero ang style ay baklang-bakla.

    seriously, if this is really the desire of your heart, may it come true.

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    1. haha! hindi ko din naman kasi ikakaila na becks ako pag nakita ko na si stella eh..ayoko ng may itinatago..

      salamat sa support trav!!=)

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  2. Para sa akin, ang gusto kong anak, boy. para kung straight e di at least proud akong nakabuo ng straight, at kung di naman at least magagabayan ko siya nang maayos pag laki, proud parin ako sa kanya. feeling ko kasi magiging strict ako sa girl pagdating sa manliligaw, dapat makilatis muna. :)

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    1. gusto ko din naman ng boy na anak, sa bikini open ko naman siya isasali..LOL!

      i think i will be a cool dad..=)

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  3. ayt ang cute. Ang sabi nga ni Christian Vazquez: "kung diin ka masaya, ti suportahan taka" ☺

    Believe. Miracles are given to those who believe.

    Side note: plan ko rin magka-anak. gusto ko fraternal twins, lalake at babae. kaso di pa ata handa si mama maging lola LOL ☺

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    1. Thanks Brian!!

      Yes! I do believe! It will really happen=)

      Pa-invitro fertilization ka, mas malaki chance na fraternal ang twins mo..hihihi

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    1. ay wiz ko bet teh! baka maumay agad ako..lols

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  5. I think I know someone like Stella. chots.

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  6. hmmmmm..pakilala mo nga ako..hehe

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  7. meron yan.. jan lang sa tabi-tabi.. basta happy lang lagi :P

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    1. honga,jan lang yun sa tabi-tabi, iniintay din ako..hehe

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  8. ayos yung ideal girl mo.. malay mo, andyan lang sa tabi mo.. :P

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    1. ay, ok na yung nasa tabi-tabi, wag yung nasa tabi ko..hindi ko xa nakikita eh..mumu..lols

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  9. pati ang post confused.. Hahaha.. May mga kilala akong pasok sa criteria mo..

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  10. hahaha! ay, ipakilala na yan..daliiii!!!

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  11. i'm disappointed...

    Stella... really?

    pokpok name. LOL.

    pangalan ng pretend girlfriend ko is Marie. Actually, yan yung name ng crush ko sa office. hehehe

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    1. sounds alluring kase ang Stella..hihi


      crush ko sa dati kong work, Phoebe, sabi niya sa akin mukha daw akong babaero..LOLs

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  12. Hahahaha! Wagi si Stella 'teh! Hahaha.

    Ui mahilig din ako sa boobs. Hahaha. Dahil nga may fascination ako sa mga chest at nipples. Basta nipples. Hahaha

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  13. hihi!

    gusto ko din ng nipples!!=)

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  14. okay lang yan sir...masarap ung feeling na eventhough your out that you belong to the sangkabekihan world eh may isang muret na mafafall at tatanggapin ka ng bonggang-bongga.

    Mas overwhelming ung feeling na alam din ng family nung muret kung ano ka at they accepted you as what you are.

    Me anak kasi ako sa pagka-tiborcia ko noon...at nakikita ko pa sya till now...lovely girl. manang mana sa tatay..
    magkasing-ganda kami. hahaha

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    1. buti ka pa nakikita mo ang bebe daughter mo..hehehe

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  15. ay may standards din sa babae oh!
    aq rin ganyan pero hindi ko pa siya naki2lala hehe

    sana makilala mo na yung ideal girl mo,
    and saludo ako sa iyong pagiging catholic! and how much you love God yourself!

    :))

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    1. syempre naman may standards! pero ideal lang nman yun..

      naman!=)

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  16. 1st time ko sa blog mo, so bigla ako na-confuse. pero keri na, i looked through your comments and sa past posts mo. haha churi na.
    habang binabasa ko ang post mo, di ko magawang maimagine ang girl, kasi naman ayoko ng boobs! ayoko ng puke! eeeeeew! haha chos lang :D
    anyway go lang ng go! ipakita lang ang tunay na ganda, at malay mo eh baka andyan nalang sa tabi tabi ang girl of your dreams na mamahalin ka ng bonggang bongga at mamahalin mo din. :)
    good luck! go go go lang!

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    1. ganyan talaga ako, confusing..haha! salamat sa pagbisita at pag-follow!=)

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  17. Aliw tong post na to.. =)

    Ako din gusto ko magka-anak..gusto ko baby girl.. may name na nga ako naisip e..i'll name her after my mom and my maternal grandma..

    pero ayoko ng asawa hehehe! pwede ba yun? sana pwede..anak pero walang asawa..

    and gusto ko din sya isali sa beaucon! magiging stage dad ako ala annabelle rama..with the accent kasi pareho kaming bisaya..

    Ang ganda ng pagkakasulat mo..this could have been a serious matter pero ang light ng treatment mo and its a really pleasant read..nonetheless, the message was received loud and clear..

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  18. wow naman..salamat sa comment chard! im left speechless..hihi..dalaw ka ulit!=)

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  19. Ang kulet! Sana maging model din si Stella, maka-rampa ng may pakpak parang sa Victoria' Secret Fashion Show at makalipad patungo sa iyong pinapangarap para sa kanya hehe. Keep it up!

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    1. ayokong pagrampahin si Stella, baka may mang agaw..lols..akin lang xa..haha

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  20. Hi Papa MJ,

    Allain is back again..ahihi. Nice entry. Had my first experience din with a gurl back in 4th yr college..haha (late bloomer lng!) My first and last..haha. Well, for me kaw ang ideal bf ko for now.. naks! haha.

    Hugs! :P

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  21. oo naman dadalaw ako ulit..to read ur posts and to look at your profile pic.. =)

    pwede ko ba gamitin wallpaper sa laptop ko pic mo? para everytime open ko yun good vibes ako heheheh!

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    1. ay may ganun?hihi..salamat chard!!

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  22. done MJ..profile pic mo na wallpaper ko.. =)

    di naman ako stalker hehe..admirer lang..from afar..

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    1. wow, salamat naman...im left ispitsles..hehe

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  23. Hahaha!

    Ang sayang entry na ito! First time to read your blog! Nice! keep writing. Following now.

    P.S. Wala bang larger version sa profile pic mo? Para sana sa seksi blog ko! Hihi.

    ;-)

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    1. hehe.salamat po!!

      hmmm..meron yata, sa twitter..hihi

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  24. This just made me think about my future babe too, I'll name her Blair because I want her to be as bitchy as I am. lol. Good read you have here.

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